Soy Sauce Tickle Factory
- with worse anger management issues than a mobile-device-wielding Naomi Campbell
- I'm just sayin'. Money talks, baby. Boredom gets D-listed and cast on the "Surreal Life."
- Like Shakira said, the hips don't lie
- Man up, already
- Self-effacing
- That's like seeking out Mel Gibson for anger management advice
- Despite fervent prayers that involved promises of offspring, <name> has decided to make another movie
- Get to the point, you know, like Victoria Beckam's
- The art of good film making is vanishing. Kind of like Nicolas Cage's hairline
- Quixotic, exceedingly idealistic; unrealistic and impractical : a vast and perhaps quixotic project.
- What better place to aim our verbal excrement, than this abomination
- That's like naming your child chlamydia because it sounds so much like a flower
- this plot is like an unrealized sneeze. Leaving you itching with want, achingly unfulfilled
- Netflick it for future consumption
- Oeuvre
- ennui
- a cautionary tale
- tarnation
- visual pseudonym
- vexing vixen
- tarty tart
- reality show climax music is an unoriginal, teeth grinding meld of horror music and phillip glass
- passive agressive bully
- Reality television, the sexless wonder
Reasons hair is shorn
- She was attacked by vengeful sheep
- She was inspired by a marathon viewing of G.I. Jane
- Hoping Kanye West is looking for a new girlfriend
Fuck the meek [geeks], the insomniacs shall inherit the earth.
-Intermittenly okay with spectacular spackles of shit
-I swear you were raised by miscreant wolves
- Nicholas Sparks is the Tyler Perry for white people
- The impractical movement of apathy
- pretty, but slow (used in Zodiac review)
- better recognize (used in Planet Terror)
- joie de vivre (used in Avenue Montaige review)
- bitchin'
- fuck me gently with a chainsaw
- abject horror
- cut the cord
- her behavior regarding the ex-boyfriend was kind of cracky
- call on your favorite deity cause divine intervention is needed
- i approach this film kind of how i treat a strange dog, with a insouciant bastardization
- benevolent dictatorship
- imbibe freely and quite liberally
- more litigiously inclined than someone starring in Sasha Baron Cohen movie
- de rigueuer
- make it work
- a precedent has been set
- snaps into focus
- trilling
- with the same weight as say nicole ritchie's left butt cheek (used in Zodiac review)
- that's like asking a flavor flav contest (used in Black Snake Moan) / paris hilton to behave with dignity and decorum. just ain't natural, i tell ya
- Leaving the viewer feeling empty and bleak
- Clunky
- Compounded by
- Loses momentum
- More anemic than a
- delectably defiant
- with as much depth as a Tyra Banks' intellect